Sunday, March 11, 2012

Penguins Ahead


Everyone loves the penguins.  I fear that if speak ill of them in any way, I will be put off the boat.  True, they are adorable - - - - upwind.  Downwind adorability is quite another thing.  A penguin is a machine that eats krill, removes all the krill matter that doesn’t stink, then deposits the product on the eternally preserved Antarctica landscape.  On a warm day it positively steams off the snow and displaces every breathable molecule of air.  A penguin colony can be spotted miles away by the pinkish cast of the snow.   



They have no fear of people.  Clearly they do not know what I do.  If you sit still, you will have a visitor walk up to you every few minutes to check you out.  If we were allowed to approach them, I would give one my little camera and see if he actually photographs humans.  It only seems fair.


Penguin chicks are ungrateful little bastards.  Their parents run daily gauntlets of leopard seals to bring them back food.  If the parent doe not have enough the new fledgling will chase it around the colony and mercilessly grab its parents beak to be fed.   By the time they have fledged (?) they are easily as large as their parents.  Watching one of the bloated kids sucking food from its mothers stomach just seems unfair.  But of course, they are adorable.


And, of course, if you misbehave in the penguin colony you will be sent to 'time out'!


1 comment:

  1. I have heard about the strong smells associated with any of the large bird or penguin colonies in these remote locations. Of course with Antarctica being so cold year round, it helps to preserve the aromatic matter. With that said, it still has to be a unique experience having them walk up to you, not knowing you are a meat eater in your other life.

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