Tuesday, February 14, 2012

CHAPTER III.
Alert the Italian Navy--Further Bathroom Updates--Dereliction of Duty

Date: 13 February
Location: En Route to Deception Island

Bob reports: "Coffee is instant and tastes like it..."
I have notified Italian Navy that there may be need for an emergency espresso drop.  They assured me a drop would not be a problem, should the situation become more dire.

Doug Haass asked: What do you think the odds of having 10 buckets are?
Bob reports: "We have 9 souls on board, 1 bucket.  Nothing private anymore."

This transmission was cut short because "I am supposed to be watching for iceburgs, we have radar and the sky is clear."

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